That picture up there is a remarkably accurate self-portrait. Except for my left eye. It's not that weird in real life.
Welcome to my homepage. Not much of a home, really. There aren't even any couches. Or chairs. Or a TV. Or a refrigerator. In fact, if I tried to live here, I'd probably last about a week. Maybe two if I brought a bottle of water with me and some freeze-dried packages of food. Like the stuff they give astronauts. But I would certainly go crazy well before I ran out of freeze-dried packages of bison meat. So really, I'd last like a day.
Luckily, though, I don't have to live here. All that has to live here is some fun intro copy and some of the work I've made. And if you asked the work I've made, they'd probably say they were pretty comfortable. This place has everything they need, like pages, and font options and headers. They're simple folk.
Anyway. That's me. This is my website, sans refrigerator, with headers, plus work, and other things.
Anomaly NY // Associate Creative Director (March 2019– )
All things Kit Kat & Payday
Anomaly NY // Senior Writer (Feb 2016–March 2019)
Budweiser, Kit Kat, Devour, William Hill
Grey NY// Writer (August 2015–Feb 2016)
Gillette, Best Buy, NFL, Pringles. (Did you know they have a shrimp flavored Pringles in Japan. True story.)
TBWA\Chiat\Day NY// Copywriter (Feb 2014–August 2015)
Jameson, NBC Universal, Travelers, and other things.
Saatchi & Saatchi // Copywriter (May 2012–Feb 2014)
Miller Lite, Tide, Kool-Aid, Luvs,
Saatchi & Saatchi // Junior Copywriter (February 2011–May 2012)
Keystone Light, Toaster Strudels, Honey Nut Cheerios, and more.
New York Festivals
If you like rabbit-eating, bilingual slash maybe trilingual Art Directors, Steve Mendonca's your guy (ask him about the rabbit story; it's morbidly hilarious).